You May Be An Aberrant Player If...
You may be an Aberrant player if...
... The first character you made was The Tick

... You have found a way to add WoD characters to Aberrant.

... You've ever dug out your comic book collection, and calculated their powers by the book.

... Worse, if you go out and BUY comics to do so.

... You've ever wished you could attune someone else's clothing and teleport.

... You've ever wished you could attune someone else's head/arm/leg/body part and teleport.

... You figured out that technically, that's disintegration power, and have added it to your character.

... You calculated what event, short of death, will make you erupt.

... Worse, if you tailored it to get you specific powers, based on the book's examples.

... Worse still, if you tried it.

... Worst, if you were truly disappointed when it failed.

... You've ever had your favorite wrestler erupt in story.

... You played that wrestler as your PC.

... You get the wrestling/Aberrant links.

... You know which characters ARE the wrestling links.

... You ever casually use the word "Smackdown maneuver".

... You ever thought of a way to play an Aberrant in another WW game...i.e. fomor, Technocracy project, new Mage paradigm, etc.

... You read your comics, and wondered why there are no werewolves, vampires, mages, etc. in Aberrant.

... You think Divis Mal was misunderstood.

... You think Trinity-era Aeon Trinity are real bastards for picking on the Aberrants.

... You abbrevate the word quantum in your physics class with a capital Q.

... You don't abbrevate the M-R Node to show off that you can spell those two guy's names.

... You imagine that you'll see some one fall out of the sky any moment.

... During you daydream of falling super humans, you vividly see how much property damage it would cause the guy made a crater.

... You write off suicides in the paper as failed fanboy attempts to become a nova.

... When your furiously mad, you check the back of your forearms to see if you are growing offensive spines.

... You laugh manicaly at any one who posts a complaint that Aberrant is not following the Trinity story line.

... You favorite RP tale is when the WoD storyteller let you play a Nova in a crossover.

... You favorite bragging right is how a certain WoD ST cringes when someone mentions Aberrant/WoD crossovers.

... No one has found a loophole in any of your "A Nova will cream any WoD critter," arguments.

... You make completely fake fanboy webpages about Alejandra.

... On the Internet, a WoD player asks why you put "M-" before every attribute, i.e. M-Strength.

... You look at your characters sheet and realize you forgot you had normal attributes.

... You secretly rooted for Dr. Doom when you were a kid.

... You give up explaining that "Taint is not Paradox," and "No, the Technocracy has not won."

... You have to ask what the abbrevation "WoD" means and you keep writing it as WOD.

... You actualy wasted brain power to wonder why Divis Mal and Cetus Pax are never seen together at the same time.

... During character creation, you realize that having powers and M-stats at levels 4 and 5 are massive overkill, but you don't care.

... You bought the Trinity game as source material only.