You May Be A White Wolf Player If...
You may be a White Wolf player if...
... You don't know there are other types of dice besides d10.

... You can somehow turn any conversation into one about a time you did something cool in the WOD.

... You figure in the money needed to buy WW books into your yearly budget.

... You are at this site and are reading this.

... Your keeping score of how many apply to you.

... You find yourself wondering how many dots you have in one of your OWN talents.

... Your profile in AOL says, "Character Profile ONLY!".

... You use the word "twink" in ANY aspect of your real life.

... You own more gaming books than you've actually been able to FULLY read.

... You offer to bring a few of your books to a game... and walk in with a duffel bag packes to the top (and a hernia).

... You get in a bar fight and you get punched in the face and your friend yells "Oops guessed you botched your dodge".

... Your RP sex life is better than your Real one.

... You own all or most of the core book but only RP online because you cant geta troup in your town.

... You spend your nights dreaming up characters.

... You imagine your self as one of the WOD denisines and dive into your own world.

... You think WW knows the truth and is trying to enlighten the masses.

... You try to classify the personalities of people you know in terms of WW's Archetypes.

... In preparation for a new Chronicle, you've inadvertantly bought out the local gaming store's supply of ten-sided dice.

... You try convincing a couple of friends to move 600 miles so you can get a full player troupe in your own town.

... You KNOW Wod isn't real, but find yourself... WONDERING sometimes.

... You start calling the PLAYERS by their character names......At work, too.

... Your TT group and you have agreed that it sometimes IS easier discussing the world in terms of WoD terminology.

... You sometimes wish the WoD was real.

... You constantly refer to people you meet on the street as "mortal".

... You think "The Golden Rule" should apply to all aspects of your life.

... You think the X-Files is a documentary.

... You constantly correct yourself between using "DM" and "ST", finally resorting to the use of "Game Master" or "God".

... Your first really good character more or less defines your personality.

... You've ever gone through an entire game session without dice. (And yes, if all the ST did was bounce dice behind a screen and lie, that counts.)

... Your ICQ buddy list includes only one person that doesn't do online gaming.

... You sit around with your friends figuring out what everyoneone you know would be in each of the core games.

... You accidentally use the term "storyteller" when playing D&D.

... You've been playing RPGs since about 1980, and yet you own twice as many WW books as all other game books put together.

... You remember VtM as the reason for the beginning of D&Ds downfall.

... You put the time and energy into coming up with a bunch of items to send to this webpage.

... Or worse yet, it didn't take that long at all.

... WoD chatrooms are the only ones you frequent.

... Urination is not as important as finishing a game session.

... You forget to eat... a lot.

... You have a character history that is in its fourth chapter.

... WoD online RPing is the reason you try to get your friends online.

... Your email account is about to explode because you can't bring yourself to delete all those IC emails from it.

... You find this webpage extremly funny, and a bit frightening.

... You keep removing other gaming books off the book shelves so you can make room for your new WW purchase.

... You can't figure out why D&D uses anything else but d10 dice?

... You actually bought all the separate WW dice sets.

... You have more than one of the WW dice sets.

... You've devoted more than 6 hours a week to spending "personal time" alone in your room with your white wolf books.

... If you buy the Black Dog books just to see if they can gross you out.

... You only read non WW books for ideas to add to your story.

... You don't know the alternate meaning for TWINK.

... When people irritate you in real life, you visualise how easy your character could take them out.

... You link movies to various powers (eg The Shadow using Obfuscate).