You May Be A Mage Player If...
You may be a Mage player if...
... You think the Tecnocracy is real.

... You can't help but look if you overhear the words "paradox", "dexterity", "experience" or "willpower" being used in someone else's conversation.

... You don't need the "Orphan's Survival Guide" to tell you that a sword (fake or otherwise) won't fit under a trenchcoat because you know from experience.

... You somtimes wonder what you can do, short of a near-death experience, to Awaken your Avatar.

... The only reason you know the definition of words like "paradox" or "paradigm" is because of game books.

... You want to learn/are studying Latin so you can play a more convincing Hermetic Mage/Chorister/etc.

... You read about some exciting new technology and wonder how the Technocrats will use it to subvert the masses.

... You think "Enemy of the State" is about the NWO, or based on a true story.

... You think that the Schuemaker-Levi crash on Jupiter was a failed Son of Ether experiment. And that Doctor Who is a SoE.

... You smoke pot on the basis that your a member of the Cult of Ectasy and need it for you "paradigm".

... You're a nymphomaniac for the same reason.

... You think "The Terminator" was about HitMarks and SkyNet was an Interation X contruct.

... You've ever tried dividing known science into Etherite/VA vs. Technocrats groups.

... You swear you can use time to catch the buss at the other end of town.

... You do something stupid and yell "Paradox is gonna get me bad for that".

... Whenever you see the comercial from pepsi about the syndicate you think it a tecnocrat plot.

... You try and make primium.

... You actually went to the trouble of creating a more implacable foe from the WoD:Sorcerer book than anything out of any of the core books.

... You have to make an effort not to call "The Matrix" that Mage movie.

... Visiting the museum results in your pondering how much quintessence the artifacts on display contain.