You May Be A Werewolf Player If...
You may be a Werewolf player if...
... Your lover remarks how beautiful the moon is tonight, and you use WtA terms to remark about it.

... You spent New Year's Eve playing Werewolf: the Apocolypse instead of getting drunk.

... You like to let you nail grow so you can have wolf claws.

... You swear your Kinfolk.

... You Check to See What Auspice you are.

... The Funniest stories you have deal with Garou Gutting a Vampire.

... Wonder if some company or another secretly belongs to Pentex. Possibly even yours.

... You physically attack someone for litering, all the while yelling "HOW DARE YOU HARM GAIA!!" Then, at your subsequent trial, you plead innocent on the basis that you were in a frenzy at the time.

... After learning your Auspice...you weren't surprised, and neither were your friends.

... You proceeded to check the auspices of everyone you know...and weren't surprised!

... Most of your group refuses to eat at McDonalds, because it's Wyrm-tainted.

... You start calling everybody who pisses you off "stupid monkies".

... You try to identify what Tribe a wolf you see in a picture, on tv, etc. is from.

... You hear the word "whippoorwill" in a commercial and immediately think Black Spiral Dancers and wonder whether or not Pentex is paying for the commercial.

... You select your clothing on the basis of "will it conceal my Klaive or not?"

... You begin to think that the guys in the apartment above you (who party all the time!) are Fianna or at the very least Kinfolk!

... You try to cross the guantlet by walking through a mirror.

... You see a pack of wolfs and they stare at you funny and you start acting like a RT uses Primal Instincts on you.

... You try to scare your computer into not crashing.

... You see a ugly person and the first thing you think is "Ratkin or Bone Gnawer?"

... You go to a pawn shopand ask them how much for that "fetish" and they reply "not for sale it was a gift for gaia her self"

... You hunt BSD in your off hours.

... You do a Ten Kazinski to "Pentex" plants.

... Your on Exxon most anoying list.

... You cringe at the harm done to Gaia whilst pulling weeds or mowing the lawn.

... You howl at the moon on a regular basis.

... You have ever drawn a W:tA tribal glyph anywhere on your body.

... When you're pissed, you tend to walk a little haunched over, as if in Crinos form.

... You ever imagined what it would be like to drive your little hatchback while in Crinos form.

... You know where the local caern is.

... You own the WW the Wild West poker deck.

... You've ever walked into a room, and thought you could pick out who was there previously by scent(excluding perfumes and other clue giving additives).

... You are known in your friends as the werewolf. and your friends believe it.

... People introduce you as that "cool werewolf-chic" and ask you for advice on how to handle dangerous jaggling spirits.

... You introduce yourself by tribe/rank/etc..(which is, of course, a SERIOUS breach of the veil... watch out... we're watching...)

... You refer to that woman who gave you the nasty look at the cash register as "foul wyrmspawn".

... You've ever listened to a song with a quick tempo, and played out a scene where you slew evil white-howler'ikthya with your klaive in crinos in your mind..(even worse..if you've done it at home in your livingroom)

... Your co-workers are divided into two classes... Tolerable Monkies and Pentex spies.

... You have a klaive.

... A trainride starts you trying to change into Crinos.

... When asked a question, you accidentally growl back at them.